The Glastonbury 2017 Adventure

Hello Comrades,

After a 2 year break we are returning to the wonderful Valley of Avalon, in sunny/swampy Pilton! YES GLASTONBURY FESTIVAL IS UPON US.

We will be rocking the Theatre & Circus field for the first time;

on Friday, Saturday and Sunday we will be:

—-performing bright and early on the Outside Circus stage at 11:00
—-doing a roving show in and around the Theatre & Circus field at 15:20

We will definitely be doing some pop up shows… keep an eye on the socials for the whens and where.

We can’t wait to revisit the legendary ‘underground Irish dug out piano bar’ or ‘the hole’ as some people call it. If you haven’t found this place, then search search!    hint* it’s near the stone circle where the dragons lie…

hopefully we will see you in the fields all sparkly and grinning, new songs ahoy.

Squier x



Summer Touring…

Even though we have been very quiet,  The lion’s share of our new album is complete! And our newest songs will be tested on our travels this Summer, ready to record in Autumn.

We hope to see you out there…

Here’s how our Summer is looking so far:

25th May: Coventry Mysteries Festival.
30th May: The Canteen, Bristol.
31st May: 14:00 Bath Fringe Festival
31st May: Frome Steampunk Extravaganza
5th June: Passing Clouds, Camden (with HUNGRY MARCH BAND!)
7th June: Brooklyn Bowl, 02, London
14th June: Tamborille Festival, Spain
20th – 22nd June: Haizetara Festival, Spain
26th – 29th June: Glastonbury Festival including The Rabbit Hole, Shangri la and The Bandstand (full schedule on the way…)
4th July: Jamboree, London
16th July: Southbank Centre Roof Garden London w/ Pate de Fua
19th July: Lovebox, London (MEGATRAPTION PARADE)
19th July: Evening- Electro Swing Club, London
21st July: Belgium National Celebrations, Brussels
24th – 27th July: Secret Garden Party (various venues)
4th – 7th August: Buskers Bern, Switzerland
16th August: Just So Festival, Cheshire

Perhaps xx


Listening Bones is Out Now (to tingle your Ossicles)

Listening Bones, Perhaps Contraption’s 3rd Album, was released this week.

You grab the whole beast from here, as a download or in lovely heavy duty gatefold packaging with intricate double sided poster by Expanded Eye. You can only get this thing direct from us at gigs or through our website.

If download is more your thing, we urge you to buy it direct through our bandcamp site rather than itunes and the rest.

For one it’s cheaper (and we get a better cut of the dosh) for two, each track is embedded with a unique picture as it scrolls through your digital player of choice. A wonderful slideshow on your listening journey…

We hope your Ossicles are pleased.

p.s. the next one is already bubbling away…




Album Launch: November 3rd

Finally! It arrives!

Yes, Listening Bones, our latest recorded offering, will be officially released at this auspicious occasion, and we would like you to join us.

You can pre-order this twisted brass monolith here:

(or grab a copy from us on the night!)

This “Feast of the Dead” (a halloween / fireworks night crossover bonanza) is hosted by Cloud Factory Adventures, and will take place at the amazing Passing Clouds in East London.

Get there early! It’s £7 before 10pm, £10 thereafter.

We have a whole hour of juicy material (old and new) to present to your gleaming ears, beginning at 23.30 sharp.

Additional wonders are provided by The Spanner Jazz Punks and The Great Malarkey. More treats TBC.

Excited to celebrate the end of this last chapter, of this latest incarnation…

A Convoluted History of Perhaps Contraption, 2004 – Present

Perhaps Contraption is some sort of ever-evolving, genre-bridging musical performance collective. It has morphed through various styles and lineups to arrive at what we experience today. I write this mainly to document my own journey, (for nostalgia and improvement) but if you are at all intrigued as to how I arrived at this current musical location, read on.

The first incarnation was founded in Bristol, March 2004. It was assembled on a course named Access to Music. We blurted out avant-rock and psychedelic folk detritus, alongside a healthy obsession with Frank Zappa, the Rock in Opposition movement and augmented 4th’s.

The name emerged from a general scrambling and merging of my most liked words. I soon realised the “perhaps” part came to represent the lashings of improvisation we used to create and perform our music. The “contraption” represents the love of intricate, mathematical structures. It just seemed to fit, so stick it did.

The device began as a rock quartet; exploring bendy time signatures, maximalism, free improvisation and spontaneous theatrical outbursts. Herein a fascination with discord and harmony, (surprise and comfort) evolved throughout a feverish period of writing, improvising and performing on the Bristol music scene.

Live shows were infused with the humour and tragedy of contemporary society; swilling a confused political/existential brine and spewing it forth in frenetic fits of meticulously mathematical rock, surrealism and performance art.
Spectacles included a range of absurdities. “Singing” with a mouth stuffed full of cutlery was a common occurrence, as was mugging planted audience members, tape machine defibrilators, sermons from the Argos catalogue, blood capsules and also parsnip glasses were a few of our early performance “highlights”.

During this desperate, exciting period our first two albums Sludge and Tripe and Business were written, refined and gradually recorded. This seemingly inexorable process spanned 5 years, yet the official releases arrived much later.

We established a work method. Themes, structures and lyrics were generally sketched by myself, and then brought to the rehearsal room to be embellished by the talents of the others. Without their insight and enhancement, the ideas would have probably collapsed.
Documenting these songs became my painstaking obsession; where I cut my teeth on composition, engineering and production (alongside all the practical and irksome considerations of self-releasing an album). Blissful musical ignorance and zeal reigned.

In 2005 the core moved to East London after (miraculously) receiving a grant to enroll on an artist development course at The British Academy of New Music.
Yet, for various confusing, painful and farcical reasons, the band promptly imploded halfway through 2005.

Undeterred, a number of feverish shows as a 2 piece with DeeDee followed, and from the rubble a new ensemble emerged. This began with Mr. Pimi Mayfair on Bass (who thankfully heard Sean Organ play our music on the almighty Resonance 104.4 FM). Soon after, Gideon Brazil on tenor saxophone and Zara Gaze on bassoon joined. A creative union was also formed with the ever unique Susie Showers; who became the band’s muse, poet and general ukulele brandishing wonder woman.

The new group continued to perform for little money or glory on the London avant music scene.
But still, somehow, it made me happy with it’s own unique insights, challenges and idiosyncrasies.
In early 2008 we self-recorded an as yet, unreleased 3rd album of “difficult” music at our capacious ex-catholic woman’s hostel in Stoke Newington. It still waits patiently in the sonic vaults.

By mid 2008, after years of exploration and production dead-ends, Sludge & Tripe was finally completed. Yet it wasn’t until 2009 that the funds were secured to press and formally release this monolith (thankfully, to a fanfare of positive reviews from the avant music community). Thus, the beast was finally purged from my ailing system. It was during the summer of 2009 that this lineup wangled our way into Glastonbury Festival for the first time. It felt good.

Shortly after (early 2010) our second album, Business was released as a download and CDr in bizzarre limited edition bespoke yellow latex packaging created by ourselves and Am Statik.
An altogether gentler, more coherent effort than its predecessor based around finger-picked acoustic guitar and woodwind. The production talents of Peter Z helped this come into fruition much more swiftly.

In the summer of 2010 a new incarnation returned to Glastonbury, this time cutting our teeth as a nascent roving ensemble. I felt a pull away from a reliance on rock and electricity. And so, utilising the mutant-pram-kit, an acoustic guitar, an intricate bell lyre harness system for Susie Showers, and enrolling the help of the illimitable Mickey Bones on trombone we paraded around Pilton’s grubby pathways and stages, peddling new material.

After this experiment, Susie Showers and myself ventured to Burning Man, Black rock city, Nevada, to air our burgeoning 2 piece show. This set combined comedy, Susie’s incredible poetry and intimate warblings stinking of English whimsy. From manifestos for the sandwich to questions about your orgasms, the set was a success. An album entitled Parlour Games containing this material has been recorded. This too waits patiently in the vaults.
Crucially, during this excursion we joined forces for a string of performances in the desert with the Transformational Fire Conclave All Stars Marching Band. This group, curated especially for the event, had the esteemed honour of parading around the man before he was ignited. Such was one of the most wondrous experiences of our little lives; mobile, acoustic and united in song.

The dusty epiphany therein inspired me to return home and curate a new brass driven, roving incarnation of Perhaps Contraption. This decision tested my composition skills by removing the crutch of the guitar and electricity from the equation, and adding more acoustic awareness and choreography.
And so, by May 2011, through a process of perspiration and serendipity, the 8 piece Mobile Device was born.